Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Naball

So The Spousal Unit and I are sitting and watching the French Open tennis coverage and they're doing a little story about Rafael Nadal. Suddenly Sylvia pauses the TiVo and says,

"Either something is dislodged or he is really huge."

She rewinds it a bit and replays a section. At one point Nadal is hitting a ground stroke and, if you happen to be looking at his sack, it appears that he's totally sporting a woodie or has a promising porn career when his tennis one ends. It turns out that he had a ball (tennis, that is) in his pocket but I couldn't help but say,

"Nice to know what you were watching."

In her defense, it did look like a giant dick until you paused it, but still...

8 comments:

sylvia said...

And in my defense, he is really hot and any heterosexual female would be looking there.

Zoe said...

I'm glad you threw in "heterosexual female" cause I totally wouldn't have been looking there. Okay, maybe I would have.

limpy99 said...

Can I guy who wears capris ever be really hot?

Phollower said...

Zoe: Yes, you would have. It would've been about 30 seconds into the piece before you noticed he had a face.

Limpy: Strangely enough it appears he can. I wouldn't have believed it myself but he gets a big thumbs up from Sylvia and who am I to argue?

Maggie said...

I'll come clean here too.

I have no idea what color his eyes are.

(Nice job with the TiVo!)

dykewife said...

just 'cuz you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu...my mom always said that, which oddly enough (she was short and gnome like) worried me.

anyway, about your friend "lawn-boy" and the comic of what appeared to be two testicles, why wasn't one of them wearing a monacle? i mean, if you're going to drag out a pun having one of them wear a monacle would've finished it totally :)

Party Girl said...

YOu know I've often wondered how men keep the hard-on down. I mean, after an amazing play, touch down, goal, base run, whatever I just think it would be a natual body reaction. I know there cups are involved, but still.

Phollower said...

Dykewife: A monocle is as excellent idea. I didn't draw the comic but I'll pass along the suggestion. Although since he's only got one nut we should spell it "monicle", you know, more like testicle.
PG: Actually we get so excited over a big play that we blow our load before the erection even has time to fully occur. I'm sure you've experienced this with guys in the past. It's both embarrassing and unfortunate for all involved.