Monday, July 31, 2006

Sensitivity Training

Dr. Phollower here with a tip on how to be kind and compassionate:

Suppose your wife recently had surgery and is having a reaction to her Darvoset so she's resorting to taking Nyquil as a pain medication / sleep aid. If she happens to fart when she goes to bed DO NOT refer to Nyquil as the "sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can shit your pants medicine".

I'm just sayin'.

7 comments:

lkmanitou said...

Hahahahahaha! Ya'll almost made me spit Diet Pepsi onto my keyboard. Well done, Mr Sensitivity!

Phollower said...

I didn't say that I did that. I said you shouldn't do that. I just thought that if you did happen to be dumb enough to say that it might piss your wife, who's already in pain, right off. Again, I'm just sayin'.

Zoe said...

Have you learned nothing from my blunderings with women grasshopper?

limpy99 said...

Smoooooooooooth.

Phollower said...

That's me. Smooth as silk. As cool as the other side of the pillow.

sugarnspice said...

ohhh... nasty.
*lol*

Party Girl said...

Note to self: Add 'shit pants' to list of things not to say.

Thanks.