Wednesday, March 22, 2006

If you can read this, you're already fucked.

So I'm driving to work this morning and I'm coming up behind a dump truck with a "Warning" sign on the back of it. The sign is maybe 18" across and 10" or 12" high and at least half of the sign is made up of the word WARNING. I finally get close enough to read what all the fuss is about and it says STAY BACK 300'. I'll be sure to do that.


Loki said...

Good thing I have a bionic eye so I can read those kinds of things.

Phollower said...

I thought you said it was lazy. Maybe that's why it needs the bionics.

Loki said...

It is lazy, it just needs the proper motivation, it will do anything to see porn.