I don't know how many of you use Google Desktop but it has a little gadget in it that goes through your "My Pictures" folder and randomly selects photos and shows them in a little frame along the sidebar as a slideshow. Since I'm always thinking of The Spousal Unit and her happiness I stuck our porn folder in there so now along with pictures of family, friends, pets, vacations and what have you pictures of hot, naked chicks show up. The porn folder is actually an "off-site backup" that I made for a customer at Local Computer Store where I used to work. That girl had LOTS of pictures in the vein of the Suicide Girls- the goth stuff that Sylvia and I enjoy so much. Since the porn folder contains such a large number of photos, the majority of pictures that show up are of hot, naked women. Normally this is fine. But what tends to happens is:
Phollower: Ohhh, hot naked chick... wow, another hot naked chick... man look at her, that's an excellent tattoo... another hot naked chick... AHHHHHHHHHH 5 year old niece! I feel so dirty. Man that's disturbing. I really should remove the porn from the "My Pictures" fol... whoa, hot naked chick...
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Wait! A better solution would be to remove the family pictures and leave the porn. Or, at least that's what I would do.
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Ahhahaha! that's priceless. But, seriously...I agree with Zoe, get rid of the family pictures and enjoy the porn guilt-free.
What was weird was Skyping with my nieces and nephew on the computer, with porn flashing by on the google desktop. Obviously they could not see, but it was a bit jarring to me.
Zoe and I are operating on the same wave-length on this one. Lose the kid.
zoe, lynne & limpy: Yeah, I know. But can you imagine the guilt I'd feel if I removed all the pictures of my family and friends just so I could look at porn without being disrupted? It would be even worse than just having to ignore the non-porn stuff whenever it sho...
whoa, hot naked chick.
Guilt?
limpy: Sorry, I forgot I was getting advice from a lawyer. I'll send you $350, delete the family photos, and sleep soundly knowing it's your fault. And you'll sleep soundly because, well, you're a lawyer. That's how you roll.
All porn all the time, here I come. Damn you're a good lawyer.
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