Monday, May 01, 2006

Back to the Front

Ok, Mom's gone. Sorry to anyone who looks here to see if there's anything new and interesting posted. I guess I'm actually only sorry about not posting anything new. Anybody looking here for something interesting is clearly barking up the wrong tree.

My Mom had been visiting for the last 5 days and it was really great to have her. No, really, it was. She hadn't been here in about 3 or 4 years so there were some changes to the house and to our lives in general. I was a little nervous about her stay but she was a terrific houseguest and I'm going to miss her.

Is it a sin to hurry home from dropping Mom off at church so the SU and I can "do it" before I have to go pick her up after mass? It is? Ummm, too late. If god didn't want us to have sex while Mom was rejoicing in the greatness of her deity he should've given me a flat tire or something. I take the lack of automotive problems as consent. I even made most of the lights. The big invisible guy clearly wanted me to make it home with time for several minutes of foreplay. If it was actually some sort of test then I failed with flying colors. But c'mon, Mom had been under the same roof as us for 4 days already. The penance can't possibly be more than an Our Father and a canned food donation.

5 comments:

ripleydogofaction said...

Well I'm sure god's name was uttered in both places.

sheera4013 said...

Thou shall get ye swerve on. -God

Phollower said...

Wow, the word of the lord channeled through Heather. I had no idea you could do that. But I likey the message.

sheera4013 said...

I'm really glad to hear married folks still get it on. Maybe I won't completely reject the idea of marriage now.

Phollower said...

Yup, we still do. And with disturbing regularity as well. You might think it could lose its thrill when you're with the same person all the time but it's actually very comforting to know that you're going to bed with somebody who's already aware of how hairy your back is and plans to do you anyway.